So my daughter brought home her new fiance. She met him through some stranger on a street corner who screamed at her until she gave in and came over to be introduced.
Her new beau is really something. He is very set in his ways, never budging an inch on any issue. He insists she sever ties with any "unclean" family, friends and acquaintances that don't agree with him. He has promised she will be with him forever if she loves him and does what he says. If she doesn't, he'll torture her, kill her, and then see that others spend all of eternity desecrating her corpse. He even killed his own son as a way to pay for all the sins he says my daughter has committed. He did it for her. Otherwise, he couldn't let her near him. He says those are his rules.
What's not to love?
